What a lot of rot.

Cross Channel in: Gunjou school's reinactment of Romeo and Juilet

• Taichi: A few years ago, Gunjou had a school festival. In it, we had a reenactment of Romeo and Juliet.
• Taichi: Can you guess who played Romeo.
• Miki: ..I wonder... was sempai (Taichi) Romeo?
• Kiri: We don't know who else was there are the time... So I don't know...
• Taichi: Youko-chan was a year above me at the time
• Miki: Then, Hasekura-sempai (Youko) was Juliet!
• Taichi: Unfortunately, you've got it backwards
• Miki: ...a gender swapped play?
• Taichi: Yes. At the time, we had about the same build, so it didn't matter who played who
• Taichi: Also... There was no one else they knew who could act in a play, so Youko-Chan and I played all the parts
• Miki: Is that really a school festival?
• Taichi: Will, it was just to save face.
• Taichi: The play itself was a huge success. Especially the realistic acting in the kiss scene... that bitch... in front of people...
• Taichi: Dammit! I didn't even have any chest hair at the time!!
• Miki: You have some now...?
• Taichi: Anyway, although there was saliva dribbling out from the mouths of the two kissing
• Taichi: And the heroine decided the main character would submit to hereven though I was trying to run away
• Taichi: It must have been the magic of the play that kept anyone from noticing her persistent touching under a region of my skirt
• Taichi: The play was huge success. I changed my underwear.